Miracles

Miracles

So... i was in a car "accident".
An emergency road side vehicle ran me off the road (ironic isn't it). Due to my driving prowess (modest), i avoided hitting any other vehicles and ended up against the guard rail. I walked away but my car....(well that's for another day).
The guy who caused the accident was ( in a word) a JERK. He got the ticket but sadly my car (my baby) got the worst of everything else.

You might think the miracle was walking away and it was... but the other miracle was more unexpected

SO my deductible was announced to be $1000.00, (who has that laying around). I was worried sick as time past and the days drew closer for me to pick up my car and pay my DEDUCTIBLE...

On the last night, i beseeched GOD to drop a $1000 bux outta the sky!
I (like most people) promised all manner of things to, if only HE would deliver me from my worry.....

And lo and behold!

The other drivers insurance company came out of No Where on the LAST day and stepped in to pay everything!!!

The moral of this anecdote:

Trust in GOD

(and write down everything you promised 'cause you might just have to do 'em all)

They say the grocery store is a great place to meet men...

It started at the Whole Foods on Ponce. I was my usual oblivious self when I noticed a beautiful chocolately male gazing at me over the fresh pizzas. *sigh* He was tall, dark and handsome (of course). Everywhere I was, he appeared: tasting (ok eating) the free spice cake, picking over priced drinks and watchin the kids make domes out of the free guacamole. *sigh*

He made his move in the parking lot.

His stats: single, college educated, charming, employed and no children.

The attributes: beautiful smile (and all his teeth), in shape (enough), over six feet and smelling great

His name (and this a just a clue): Ch.........ba

We exchanged numbers and he called me that night and the conversation was tight until....

-he asked me for directions to my apartment-

For what (I innocently asked)

-why he wanted to come over and make me feel good of course-

But you don't know me

-this is the time for me to get to know you-

Well what do you mean make me feel good, you mean like sex??? (hey maybe I'm just getting this wrong)

-that and much more-

There's not much more to tell, Ch........ba was off the roster and I avoided his phone calls like the (uhmmm) plague.

I could have lectured him about the dumba$$ error of his ways but that would have just made him a better 'playa'.

Intro

Greetings World

About Me:

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Living in Atlanta today, Tallahassee yesterday and Philly a couple of days ago.

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